Stitches

Stitches is the real brains behind this operation. She is the podcast’s producer and can often be heard wailing in protest when something is said to her disliking.

Stitches is the legal property holder of anything green and she will fight you for it. Items include, but are not limited to: tinsel, string, Christmas trees, flowers and those things you put in you Starbucks cups to keep them from spilling.